SIMONFUNK

  • SIMONFUNK is a: Man looking for a Woman
  • STATS Height: 5'10"
  • Weight: 000 lbs
  • Age: 35 years old.
  • Birthday:
  • LOCATION All of Hawaii USA
  • Last time online More than 3 months

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Slender Scientist in Bunny Slippers

I'm not your average bear... more of a benevolent mad-scientist with an adventurous streak, smart (but not an "intellectual"), honest to a fault, relentlessly creative, well traveled, physically adept (I can: ski, snowboard, surf, skydive, hang glide, pilot a plane, ride a motorcycle, ride a unicycle, windsurf, back-flip, juggle, sing, play piano, walk a slack rope, rock climb, and quote Steven Wright with both hands tied behind my back), and attractive if you happen to be into skinny guys who look like me... Left to my own, I tend to hole-up in my lab indefinitely, but prefer to be taken out for regular walks or other more vigorous physical activities. I never expire on enjoying good, fresh, interesting food, in or out, everything from Ethiopian to a well made chicken soup. I loath bars and clubs--whatever glue they use in mass social bonding apparently doesn't stick to me. (I can occasionally be dragged along with no kicking and screaming, however.) On the other hand, I founded and run a social organization (Project Sifter) which now has over 500 members. Go figure. I may have understated the smart part a bit. My main photo was taken ~March 2008. You are a a girl who: - has no dogmas. - is deeply and fundamentally benevolent. - doesn't think the term 'girl' is derogatory. - is at least somewhat of an exhibitionist (even if just in private...). - appreciates how meta this sentence is. - makes herself laugh, even if just on the inside. - has creative ambitions. - doesn't like most people, but gets along with them pleasantly anyway. - wants a companion, not someone to entertain her. - liked some or many of the following movies: The Fifth Element, Last of the Mohicans, Real Genius, Princess Bride, True Lies, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vanilla Sky, Joe vs. the Volcano, Toys, Buffy(tv), ... - knows, truly knows, she is mortal, and that time wasted can never be recovered.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Descriptions)

Hobbies
cooking & recipes, movies, gardening, computers, writing, surfing
Body Type
athletic, slender
Movies
romantic comedy, comedy, sci-fi, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Computer related / Hardware
Income level
$100,000+
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
alone, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
better in small groups, home body
Political Views
libertarian
Food Related
Omnivore, Spicy, Sushi, Carnivore, Indian, Chinese
Personality
playa
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Atheist, Not Religious
Drugs
never
I'm looking for
dating, soulmate, the yin to my yang, miss right, romance, something REALLY hot, relationship, travel companion, friends - with benefits
Pets
Rat, Small Furry Creature, Rats
Gender
Male
Groups:
none

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Seeking
Woman

Height
5'00 to 5'09
Weight
No more than 120 lbs.
Age
No preference
Location
No preference

Do they drink?
no, socially, teetotaller
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
Drugs
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), never, prescription only, recovering, socially, what, are you a nark?
Gender
Female
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan
Their Body Type
athletic, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel

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